Monday, March 20, 2006

Funny Stuff

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"

"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."
And they say blondes are dumb...

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A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."
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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower,
"Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
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A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that
because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish.
The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.
Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.
The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger...
Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!! Gotta love that fairy!
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A PRAYER....

Dear Lord,

I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him;
And Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death.

AMEN
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Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
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Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.
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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
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Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts.
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Q: What is the difference between men and women?
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"

7 comments:

Sona said...

hey,
very funny post...will not venture into details on life in hostel will u???:-)
Confusions clarified!:-)
I am glad u are not a padips after all,i am allergic to them!
Seriously,they are certainly crazy ppl!Anyways,let me however tell you that getting in to the NIT's is not simple either...so must have worked really hard in 12th or something..now,don't deny that as well!lol..:-)
So,wat else is new??
me still waitin for the darned sem results...have not been released yet!!!
TIG!
:-)
hope your days are moving better than mine are!
lol..
cheers
sona

Balaji said...

Hostel life was fun. I will blog some hostel stories later. I am definitely not padips. When i joined NIT, there was quota from every state to REC's. Now a days the criteria is different and it has become a lot tougher. Don't know whether i would have been able to clear the national examination. I really don't want to analyse also.

Gujaal pannu. Hopefully you will get good sem marks.

Sona said...

gujaals?hmm..panit thaan irrukom!!!
:-)
lol,
cheers
sona

Balaji said...

ha ha...
that is the first trait of an enggineer. no tension..bindaas.

I am talking bull shit....be serious about your studies and do well. And also do all other activities...you will love every moment of your college..where are you studying...by the way

Sona said...

hm..would it be k if i dont post that here?i don't want to.
hope u don't mind..
anyways gettin bak to wat u were saying abt studying,well i am trying!!!
:-)
I AM!
:-)lol
cheers
sona

Balaji said...

That is not a problem. you don't need to put if you don't want to. That is absolutely fine with me.

try harder then :-)

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