Very Funny

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

Well for example, the other day I went into town and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a Cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on man, How about giving a senior citizen a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

I called him a Nazi bastard. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.

So I called him a s---head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't
care. I came into town by bus. I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important at my age.