Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Saying The Right Thing While Drunk - PRICELESS

Rohit wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Rohit looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love You!"

So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Rohit asks, "Son, what happened last night?" His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door".

Confused, Rohit asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!"

His son replies, "Oh, that?? Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said, "Lady leave me alone! I'm married!"


Moral : Saying The Right Thing While Drunk - PRICELESS

7 comments:

Praveen said...

Thats a nice :)

Praveen said...

Thats a nice :)

Cure for ennui said...

can't imagine wht wud've happened if the reverse had happened

Hip Grandma said...

lucky man.says thr right thing even when drunk.most can't say it even when sober

Balaji said...

@Praveen, @Cure...nice to know that you enjoy it...

Balaji said...

@grandma : Ha ha....

Usha said...

See women arent all that unreasonable!