Something to smile

1. A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her

that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption:

Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD

After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY

3. Three FASTEST means of Communication:

1. Tele-Phone

2. Tele-Vision

3. Tell a Woman

Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.

4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.

5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.

Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him. Moral:

BE SPECIFIC

6. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a

forest.

They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says : we should KILL

him.

Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says : No, we will

just throw him away from our path. Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him

because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.

7. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in

your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in

your life.

8. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE. Answer

: On their MARRIAGE.

9. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you

from Darkness. Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY

the ELECTRICITY BILL.

10. Why Government does NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because as per

Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.